Rites of Spring #24 Breaking the intro sound barrier - look out Jian · 26.05.10 by colin newell
I do a lot of voice-over stuff for a media company in Taipei Taiwan… the country… It’s a country. It is NOT part of China. Take that Mao!
Anyway – there is a feature on one of the hosts on some other media network in Singapore or somewhere like that…
and I got the duty of doing the intro and interview…
So I thought I would attempt to break Jian Ghomeshi’s most long winded interview intro… which is, I am sure, somewhere near a somnolence inducing 2 and 3/4 minutes.
This intro is 2 minutes and 50 seconds or something – delivered at a whopping 230 words per minute.
Give it a listen. If you survive much passed the first minute only to close out, you are perfectly normal. If you achieve the 2 minute mark, you have the patience of Job. If you make it to the end, I have a free meditation CD for you and it’s time for you to acknowledge that your body produces Oxycontin naturally.
Good luck folks!
If you cannot see the audio thingie below, click here for the mp3.
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